alt_molly: (Serious)
Molly Weasley ([personal profile] alt_molly) wrote2015-06-06 02:33 pm

Order Only: Private message to Alice Longbottom, Remus Lupin, and Bill and Charlie Weasley

I simply don't understand the irresistible urge that is apparently driving several people in the Order to write to Antonin Sodding Dolohov.

I don't intend to write to him myself. But if I suddenly discover that I am beginning to feel that overwhelming urge, I promise to come find one of the four of you first.

If and when I do, I would deeply appreciate it if you would immediately put me in full-body bind, take away my journal, and not allow me to have ink and quill for a month.

Thank you.
alt_bill: (Dumbfounded)

[personal profile] alt_bill 2015-06-06 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Um. Okay.

Can't think why you'd want to, anyway. Since all your kids are out of his clutches now.
alt_bill: (Exasperated)

[personal profile] alt_bill 2015-06-06 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, Mum.

Does that still bother you? After all the blood spilt, all the other losses we've had? And the fact that we've managed to boot the bastard out of here?
alt_bill: (Disconcerted)

[personal profile] alt_bill 2015-06-06 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Hang on...maybe he doesn't still have it. I mean he was living here, wasn't he?

Maybe he kept it in his private quarters at Hogwarts.
alt_bill: (Disconcerted)

[personal profile] alt_bill 2015-06-06 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
True. But it hasn't been our highest priority.

But we'll certainly do it before he'll come back to politely ask us to return his books. And when we do, well, there's any number of the students who've learned the necessary blood tracing spell.

Don't fret, Mum. If anyone sees that tooth again, it'll be us and not him. Then you can do whatever you want with it.