Order Only: What on EARTH?

[alt_molly]

I went out to feed the chickens this morning and I almost stumbled over a sack, sitting on the doorstep. It had the official Ouroborus seal on it, so you can imagine how startled I was! And I detected a charm on it, so that only I could see it. It dissipated as soon as I opened the drawstring.

I opened it, and it was FULL of Galleons! I haven't counted them yet--

Is this some sort of set up, so that I can be accused of theft? I can't deny I opened it, because the charm is gone.

Why in Merlin's name would someone at the Ministry give me a SACK FULL OF GALLEONS?!

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Re: Private message to Ron

[alt_ron]

No lie, if I weren't an animagus, I'd've been done for.

They're all certain it's eight Horcruxes. Harry and Draco and Sirius and Snape and all. They've been looking into that, and they're certain that eight is the LP's notion of the perfect number. Immortality sign in its shape and all. The Octoborous wards. All of it.

They're putting a lot on that theory, I know, but Harry's certain they're right about it.

Anywiz. That means we're down to the last one. And we know where it is. Just. No ideas yet how to get it off him. I mean, of course, he'd be wearing the bloody thing.

Re: Private message to Ron

[alt_fred]

Well, THAT'S easy. Surprised that you haven't thought of it already, seeing as you've been our brother for so many years and seen so many of our pranks.

You just vanish all his clothing and the bloody thing would fall the ground and then you Accio it to you.

The only problem with that idea is that then you'd all have to see his bloody bits. And he'd probably kill everyone in the school before you could cast the Fiendfyre.